untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

(via blink182andbeyond)

We are nothing.
We are the dirt beneath your feet.
And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

(Source: thedarknightbale, via lyrafay)

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

image

(via shouldnt)

belowtheprecipice:

cosmographia:

thepap64experience:

Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands

I yell this to anybody who misses in anything. 

a body count… in the thousands

(Source: garfizzle, via magicosaurus)

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

(via blink182andbeyond)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via indsie)

notabadday:

"Not enough for me? You are everything."

(via arandomguywithablog)

snugglysashie:

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

Definitely what heaven looks like. I don’t know why this made me cry <.<

(Source: sizvideos, via arandomguywithablog)